~Queen Spookter~
Introduce your muse!

Name: Jynx Phantomina 

Age: 997 (give or take…)

Height: 5’8” from head to tip of tail 

Eye Color: None

Hair Color: White

Sexual Orientation: Asexual

Species: Spookter

Nationality: Spookter Plain Dweller

Positive Weaknesses (like tickling or cuddling): She’s very fond of cute/fluffy critters and small children and will relentlessly cuddle them. Also her intense love for sweets, especially caramel, so it’s very easy to win her affections if that candy is offered.

Allergies: None 

Fears: Droogs, demons, harm befalling either her children or loved ones, being unable to protect her home, being betrayed.

How sickly they are: Very healthy, or as healthy as a ghost can be                                    
How often do they hurt themselves: Jynx  really only injures herself if she overdoes her crafting, it takes a lot out of her and the pressure can damage her life gem if she isn’t careful, though she has done this on several occasions

Relationship Status: Single and selectively ready to mingle~

Hey! Fang ghost! It's Waluigi time!

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"No, it’s HAUNTING TIME! Would you like to become a spirit and serve me?”

"Mona! I'm shocked you, my best friend, would betray me and join Bigbooty! I fed up with this worhuld-"

number-one-admirer:

"I-It’s nothing personal, I swear!" she waved her hands, frowning. "…It’s just, he asked me to be on his side and I… I felt like I had to be.

 

"I’m hurt honestly…hurt!..I wouldn’t choose a man over my friend you know, not even Sweetstache over ya. My bestie is more valuable I think, pretty sure..

"Join the anti Bigbooty side and I won't rip your soul from its squishy body...or I can make you some pasta, whichever works" JYNX NO

thefantasticfungus:

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"Anti-Bigbooty Side?  So you’re against Wario then?  I’m already on that side!  No need to threaten me."

G͈̭̗͚̘͔͢͜ͅͅÒ̖͓̼̲͓͓̯̹̺́͡O̴̻͖̯̞̹̥͝Ḑ҉͖̙̗̱͈͓͍̣̟̪͓̥͔̲̼͚̗̥́….Well, here’s some spaghetti!” she chirps, a complete one eighty as she produced a fine,steamy plate of the pasta, holding it towards the mushroom.

//the crack has been fun and thank you for the warm rewelcome, but I must be off to bed, gnight all! ps. I have a few responses drafted so I’ll get to them when I can!

Waddle Dee: I'm not sure what's going on, but I'm on your side, ma'am! ((Hello again! It sure has been a while! ;w;))

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"Well hello there! I haven’t seen you in so long!" she swiftly scooped up the Waddle Dee and cuddled him. "Thank you for your support darling~! Join me and Robert, we’re watching the magic happen!"

@her-royal-spookiness

guardianofthebadlands:

"A sweater of tears?… How could one wear something of that nature? I do love water… But I’d rather seek something else other than a sweater."

"Well what would you like, dear? I can provide anything you want, but the tears of Bigbooty will be complimentary~."

I just want you to know that I am one hundred percent behind you and Wario. Let's take those 'popular' princesses down a peg!

heroicredplumber:

wariodeask:

heroicredplumber:

"Eh.. Thanks for the support Wendy, but uh, I’m on Peach’s side!"


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"TRAITOOOOOOOOOOOR!!!!! HOW DARE YOU SIDE WITH DEM!!!!!!!!!!!"

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NOW BOTH SIDES ARE CALLIN’ ME TRAITOR!!!

"You could take the third option and join my side~.” by that she means the other side of this plane of existence. cOME

"What's going on? I've been trying to sleep, and I keep hearing a lot of commotion going on..."

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"ROBERT!" The crack is paused for a moment for the ghostly monarch to embrace the Pokemon tightly. She lightly stroked his head as she continued. "Some poop goin down with the princesses and Bigbooty, I’m making some popcorn, sit and watch with me!"

"Even though I'm a wario fan I'll help in this war too!" You can always count on zachary to help his friends.

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"YO GUYS WE GOT ANOTHER!"